Scary movie characters' life advice

by Nathan'ette Burdine: October 31, 2021

Freddy-Sweet dreams
are killers.

Jason Voorhees walking out of a lake with chains around his body;

Jason-Stay out of the
deep end.

Michael Myers standing outside a wooded area;

Michael Myers-Looking
like grease monkey
Dan helps you to
blend in.

Chucky surrounded by Chucky dolls;

Chucky-Never let a
good guy out of
the box.

Candyman in a parking garage;

Candyman-A candy
hook is how they
get you.

Bloody Mary in the mirror;

Bloody Mary-Mirrors
reflect badly.

Pinhead opening the box;

Pinhead-Boxes are
made for trapping.

Tales From The Crypt Crypt Keeper sitting down with a big book on the table;

Crypt Keeper-Don’t
become the scary
story that I tell.

Dracula afraid of the sun;

Dracula-The sun is bad.

Zombies walking around;

Zombies-Living isn’t
for the dead.